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David Allan Coe
Three Biggest Lies

A D
D
Well the motorcycle club had a party 
        G 	  	  	    D
And the all young virgins were there
    G                     D
And I found a blonde with little bitty titties
      E                           A             
And a pretty little ribbon in her hair
    D    
And I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
    G 	  	  	  D
The ones my daddy first told me
    G 	  	  	              D
And that was the beginning of my sexual life
        A         D
And the end of my fantasy


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         D
I said, “This will only hurt for a little while
     G 	  	  	   D
I’ll only put the head of it in 
  G 	  	  	       D                 A  D    
I promise that I’ll never try to cum in your mouth.”

D
Met her at a local honky-tonk
G 	  	  	    D
Told her it was love at first sight
G 	  	          D
She was just lookin' for a shoulder to cry on
      E 	                             A
And a place where she could spend the night
D
Me I was a little nervous
G 	            D
Never been that far before
G 	  	  	     D
So I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world
A 	  	       D
As we danced across the floor.

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D
Busted in a Birmingham robbery
G 	  	             D
He didn’t have the money for bail
    G 	  	  	      D
The judge held him over to the local grand jury
 	   E 	  	  	   A
And the sheriff threw his young ass in jail
D
They put him in the cell with a pervert
G 	  	  	      D
Who later tried to climb into his bed
G 	  	            D 
Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat
    A 	  	  	      D
And these are the words that he said, “good buddy.”

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