David Allan Coe - Three Biggest Lies guitar chord

David Allan Coe

Three Biggest Lies

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Well the motorcycle club had a party

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And the all young virgins were there

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And I found a blonde with little bitty titties

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And a pretty little ribbon in her hair

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And I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world

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The ones my daddy first told me

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And that was the beginning of my sexual life

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And the end of my fantasy

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I said, “This will only hurt for a little while

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I’ll only put the head of it in

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I promise that I’ll never try to cum in your mouth.”

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Met her at a local honky-tonk

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Told her it was love at first sight

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She was just lookin' for a shoulder to cry on

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And a place where she could spend the night

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Me I was a little nervous

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Never been that far before

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So I told her the Three Biggest Lies in the world

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As we danced across the floor.

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Busted in a Birmingham robbery

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He didn’t have the money for bail

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The judge held him over to the local grand jury

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And the sheriff threw his young ass in jail

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They put him in the cell with a pervert

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Who later tried to climb into his bed

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Stuck one of them homemade knives to his throat

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And these are the words that he said, “good buddy.”

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