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David Allan Coe 
Linda Lovelace

             G 
Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
        C
You can talk about your Hollywood fags
   D
If you wanna know the baddest mother fucker in the world
 	     	              G
Then Iím the greatest lover alive.

G
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me 
  C
Before she ever got rich
    D
And it would take the average man a day and a half
                     G
Just to satisfy that bitch.

        G
Why the Queen of England gave me the key
       C
To the whole damn country of France
    D
And it only took me fifteen minutes
                G
To get into her pants.

       G
Well I fucked Ďem all from coast to coast
      C
Cause honey that my bag
   D
In fact Iím the only man in the whole world
                               G
That could make Linda Lovelace gag.

             G 	  	  	       C
Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G                   D
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
            G 	                      C
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G       D           G
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.

       G
Now it ainít that my dick so God damn big
    C
Its just I know how to use it
    D
And Iíll never let some nickel-dime whore
                       G
Ever get the chance to abuse it.

         G
They can suck it for hours and hours on end
    C
But Iíll still be in control
    D
And I wonít cum till I wanna cum
                     G
Cause thatís my jellyroll.

    G
Now there ainít no woman no match for me
     C
Iíve had Ďem try to wear me down
     D
Iíve fucked them barmaids and bank clerks
                       G
I even fucked a circus clown.

G
Teachers and lawyers, doctors 
              C
And Lord them fat women sure are a drag
  D
I tell ya Iím the only mother fucker in the world
                             G
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

G C G D G C G D G

        G
Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams
        C
When he saw me fuck that whore
    D
She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts 
                         G
And I still hollered for more.

    G
She sucked my asshole she sucked my toes
          C
Sheís the suckinest bitch alive
     D
Well I made her call up two more cunts
 	  	           G
And friend that ainít no jive.

G
She donít give me know shit 
      C
About beiní some big time lover
     D
Some movie star with a jag
                                                     G
Cause you ainít shit if you canít get Linda Lovelace gag.

G
I donít talk about beiní no full time lover
      C
Cause mister thatís my bag
D
Iím the only mother fucker in the damn world
                             G
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

             G 	  	  	       C
Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G                   D
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
            G 	                      C
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G       D           G
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.

Take it boys.

G C G D G C G D G 

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