Dans Home Grown - Runaway Shean lyrics

* sung to the same tune as Soul Asylum's "Runaway Train" *

Shean's a cheese and he hits on ugly girls

He thinks that he's the best drinker in the world

But Dan knows that he can drink Shean under the table

Because he's here - he's ready, willing and he's able

Why was Shean in the bathroom for an hour?

Could it be he's doing laundry in the shower?

Can't pay for cigarettes or even for his rent

He doesn't have it but it already is spent

You lazy, stinking, fucking slob

Get off your ass and get a job

Maybe then we wouldn't have to see you here...

(chorus:)

Runaway Shean - never come back

Run away to that house that sells crack

Get your fucking ass out of my house

I'd rather live with a cockroach or a mouse

Shean comes home real drunk and he wishes

That tiny elves have cleaned up all the dishes

He's on a diet of spaghetti and baked beans

His smelly feet can make your face turn green

What are all these empty cans doing right here?

Oh, I forgot... it's Shean's admission to "Free Beer"

He'll get real drunk tonight and then what will he do?

Probably start a fight with Pi Alpha Nu

If you come home and break a glass

Brett's gonna kick you in your ass

Why don't you just pass out on the couch?

(and then we'll sign you out)

* repeat chorus *

Shean gets dissed by girls like thirty times a week

Sometimes he gets so mad he hardly even speaks

But that's alright with me - you know I'm not complaining

It just means more air time for me that I am gaining...

* repeat chorus 2x and fade out *

DEDICATED TO THE CREW AT 244 ONTARIO STREET -

THE SUMMER OF '93... ALBANY, NEW YORK.....

.. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES!