Dans Home Grown - My Name Is Paul Fred lyrics

Well my name is Paul Fred

I like to life a lot of weights

I think that apple picking is a sure-shot "get laid" date

I treat life like it's business

I got no time for your games

I had to buy a special sweat shirt

Just to remember my name

(kick it in)

I can watch an episode of Seinfeld

And not even hint a little laugh

I sleep 'till four in the morning

And then wake up and take a bath

Well my housemates aren't serious

It doesn't take too much to get them pissed

But if I get a job in New York

Well I'm sure that they'll be missed

But now I just try to ignore them

Because I've got my own demands

I'm 27 years old and I run a t-shirt stand

But now I want to get a real job

And I want to get one fast

I'm gonna go into that interview

And kick some fucking ass

(spoken) Oh... why do I have to live with Andre and Crazy Dan?

Haa chaa chaa chaa chaa chaa.....

Well my name is Paul Fred

But Fred Paul is alright

I cook frozen pizza by day

And I whip up omelets at night

I wear a towel around my waist

That doesn't even cover my thighs

I close every single window

When the room is 80 degrees fahrenheit

Someday I'll escape this

Someday I'll see the light

I don't want to kill my housemates

But someday I just might