Dallas Frazier - Alley Oop lyrics

There's a man in the funny papers we all know

He lived way back a long time ago

He don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew

Well, this cat's name is alley oop.

He got a chauffer that's a genuine dinasour

And he can knuckle your head before you count to four

He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair

Likes great big lions and grizzley bears.

He's the toughest man there is alive

Wearing clothes from a wildcat's hide

He's the king of the jungle time

Look at that cave man go.

He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs off of trees

A knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees

The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better

He's a mean motorscooter and a bad go getter.

Aw, there he goes, hahaha, just look at him go

He sure is hip ain't he

Like he's all the way up town

Nobody puts alley oop down.

Up there on his chauffer driven a dinasour

Mess with him baby and he'll knucke your head before you count to four

Like a, like, like always he's still one hundred per cent, baby...