Dale Watson - Country My Ass guitar chord

Country My Ass

By Dale Watson

Intro chords:

F C G C

C F

He ain’t even near 20 but he says he’s seen plenty of hard times

G C

Cause he’s been on this bus for 5 days and in his hotel for 5 nights

C C7 F

And his satellite dish is ruined and the new band is treatin’ him mean

G C

And there’s still another week to go and he misses his Karaoke machine

Chorus:

F C

That’s country, my ass, who do they think we am

G C

Force feed us that shit, ain’t you real tired of it

F C

Tell ‘em stick it up high where the sun don’t shine

G C

Get pissed, get mad, that’s country, my ass

D G

Now she’s out there too, she’s got her own secrets too

A D

She can’t sing a lick and in a bucket she couldn’t carry her tune

D G

She’s pretty as a picture and she’s sure got a nice set of lips

A D

And she misses her producer, slash boyfriend, who seduced her, er’ produced her a hit

Chorus in Key Of D

E A

Now don’t get me wrong, to each his own I believe

B7 E

But they took the soul out of what means a whole lot to me

E A

‘Cause I can see Hank and Lefty, they’re spinning around in their graves

B7 E

And if they were here now, I think y’all know what they’d say

Chorus in Key of E