Crotchduster - The True Nature Of Williams lyrics

Williams Wont You Wait A While

Williams Wont You Make Us Smile

No Key Will Unlock The Door

To An Interdimensional Dumptruck World

40 Fucking Tons Of Thundering Bliss

The Tip Of Southern Hell

Aint Even Hotter Than This

If You Want To Go To Williamsburgland

You Gotta Check With Cain

Because That Dog Is The Man

I Cant Believe My Eyes

Its Shining In The Sky

I Hope Cain Enjoys My Smell

So I Can Get Inside

Welcome To My Dumptruck

Inside Williamsburgland

The Power Seats And Cold A/c

Is Under Cains Command

Men Like Me Who Poop And Pee

Inside A Coffee Can

If You Want To Get Inside

Three Tests You Will Withstand

Dig A Hole And Live In It

And Sleep In It For 15 Days

Steal A Goddamn Police Car

And Drive It In A Lake

Eat A Prepubescent Narcoleptic

Peeled And Sauted Steak