Crotchduster - Cain Sings The Blues lyrics

My Pants Is Tight

And My Balls Is Long

My O Is Itchin

From This Camel Hair Thong

My Legs Is Sweaty

And My Mind Is Too

Skip Skiffington

Is The Last Angry Jew

My Hands Is Hairy

And My Sight Is Gone

Because My Willys Been

Inside Your Mom

When I Was 52 I Had 3 Balls

I Bury Living Cats Inside My Walls

Girls Are Screaming

Boys Are Crying

Uncle Teddys Fish Are Dying

I Got Ghonorrea When I

Butt Fucked A Dead Armadillo

Add 3 Eggs, One Stick Of Butter

Beat The Shit Out Of Your Brother

Noctiforinontitaty Fliptoronic Sliptoflappy

(Jim's Insightful Speech)

Gangleosis Streaming Dreams

Woke Up In A Box Of Beans

Wizards Dragons Demons Blizzards

Stuff Your Rectum Full Of Gizzards

Beavers In My Ssl

I Condemn Them All To Hell

Drinking Beer Out Of Your Ass

Fuck Your Mom With Broken Glass

I Hope Mom Will Be Home Soon

So I Can Get Some Tasty Poon

Shoots And Ladders Getting Fatter

Puppy Soup Is Not For Me

Williamsburg Upon The Wall

Who Says Williams Best Of All

I'll Throw Liquid On Your Console

If I Dont Take My Haldol