Cross Canadian Ragweed - Boys From Oklahoma 2 guitar tab

Boys From Oklahoma

Written by Gene Collier

Performed by Cross Canadian Ragweed (and every other Red Dirt Band)

Live & Loud at The Wormy Dog

Here's the verses from the CD plus some others. This is definitely

a song that continues to grow with everyone adding their own verses.

G C

Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

D G

They're too damn skinny and way too long

C

I ain't a holy roller, so I just use a bong

D G

Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

(Same chord progression throughout the song)

Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed

They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed

That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed

Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed

Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot

That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got

Haulin' water up a hill's takes quite a lot

Them boys from Arkansas got some damn fine pot

Now them boys from California gott'em a kinky streak

They like to roll their own but their wrist are too weak

But they really start to puff'n when you stick one in their beak

Them boys from California gott'em a kinky streak

Them faggots down in Norman gott'em a kinky streak

They like to roll their own but their Sooner wrists are too weak

They really start to puff'n when you stick one in their beak

Them faggots down in Norman got a kinky streak

I used to have me dog, named him ol'Joe Clark

And I swear that dog used to belong to a narc

Every time I got around him all he did was bark

But he paid himself off time and time again

Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag

They'll charge you fifty bucks for a quarter bag

I got some in my guitar case but I'm not the type to brag

But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag

Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed

Them alligators is mean, they eat up all the seed

But on a bayou night by the light of the full moon

You can walk out and pick ya a sack full of 'shrooms

Them boys in Colorado would just as soon pan for gold

The nights are too long, the growin season's too cold

They just as soon smoke a joint that Jason Boland had rolled

Least that's what I been told

Send all comments, corrections, additions, and cussins' to

larryherriman@excite.com Let me know how you like it.