Cracker - Useless Stuff lyrics

I'm the king of the world.

I'm a genius of useless stuff

Some people they gotta work

Well I just hang around.

A dreaming' up useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

and I feel like a hag please shut me up.

Girl would you like to live my life

And I'll be with you tonight

and I'll be your useless stuff

Now everybody wants to be our friend

So we act real Zen,

and hang around with movie stars

So if I call you from time to time

I said my life is such a drag

and I feel like a hag, kick me in the ass.

Girl would you like to live my life

And I'll be with you tonight

and I'll be your useless stuff

yeah I'll be your useless stuff

Can I be your useless stuff