Cowboy Junkies - Simon Keeper(irony, oh irony) guitar chord
Tabbed by: Emrldeyzs
INTRO: Dm
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Jesus was a carpenter he died nailed to a wooden cross.
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Irony oh irony upon me it's never lost.
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Gather 'round now people, I'm here to tell a tale
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About a man who walks among you, a man you each know well.
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My name is Simon Keeper I had a wife and three grown kids,
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A job in the towers cooking the books for the shills that grease the skids.
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Irony oh irony, you are a bitter fruit to eat.
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Stripped of all your beauty your flesh is none too sweet.
VERSE:
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Now I ain't the most honest man that ever worked a skim.
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I was caught with my hand in the cookie jar and brother that was it.
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Fifty-four and a big black mark upon my resume,
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I found selling off what you don't own might earn you the time of day.
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Next it was a letter from my darling one,
"what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine",
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Sealed with a hug and kiss.
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One by one my children closed their lives to me.
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Lesson learned on Daddy's knee,
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"give no quarter to the weak".
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Irony oh irony, you are the polar seed of truth,
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You grow upon the open plain the faithful you uproot.
VERSE:
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Kicked around 'bout a year living hand to mouth,
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Then one day tryin' to bum a light I felt my will give out.
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Sat right down on the corner, started prayin' a little too loud.
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Left my troubles far behind
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When I saw them emptying their pockets out.
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Irony oh irony, you are a treacherous son of a bitch,
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Pretending not to care about the heights you'll never reach.
VERSE:
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Now I won't start in preaching 'bout reaping what you sow,
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This is the story of a half-hearted man, half honest as they go.
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But sit on down and rest a spell I've got another tale to tell.
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About a lost young man in a far away land whose life is just too easy to sell
CHORUS:
Dm Am
Jesus was a carpenter he died nailed to a wooden cross.
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Irony oh irony upon me it is never lost.
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Jesus was a carpenter he died nailed to a wooden cross.
Am Bb C Dm
Irony oh irony upon me......it's never lost.
