Corky and the Juice Pigs - Skateboard lyrics

I put a wheel in her right hand

I put a wheel in her left hand

I put a wheel between her legs

I used my Grandma as a skateboard

And we went up and down

And we went 'round and 'round

We did the Alley-Hop, we did the Acid-Drop

Went down a hill and we took a spill

And now Grandma is dead!