Corky and the Juice Pigs - Hot Squat Homber lyrics

He was little but we loved him

He was small but he was swell

He was tiny, how he teased me

Guess he knew how to ring my bell

He was my midget love slave

He was a horny little half-pint

With lovin' for sale

He was my midget love slave

His name was Andrew, but I called him Gayle

The first time that I saw him

Was in a porno production of the Seven Dwarfs

He played a dwarf named Sleazy

One look at his beard and I wanted to score

He was my midget love slave

He was a horny little half-pint

With lovin' for sale

He was my midget love slave

He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail

We were happy together

Making hot love with never a pause

Then one day he left me

For the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of Oz

He was my midget love slave

He was a Hot Squat Hombre

With love on his mind

He was my midget love slave

But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine

Size don't matter

Size don't matter

Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine

Size don't matter

Size don't matter

Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine

Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you.

Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah...

Say why don't you give me a little fidget?

With those clever little digits, baby

Oh come on, do it again

Do it again!

Do it again, baby!

Do it again!