Corky and the Juice Pigs - Christmas Dreams lyrics

Christmas dreams

And drunken alibies to you

I can't believe

I danced with naked with the turkey

I got stuffing everywhere

I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair

And I'm sorry I shot your dog

But at the time my mind was in a fog

I went and poured the punch

Then I had a cup of rosy wine

Guess I had a drop to much

'Cause when I woke up I was dizzy and blind

Wish I hadn't burned your house to the ground

But the Christmas season always gets me down

So darlin' if you're free in the new year

Maybe we could go out for a beer

Christmas dreams

And drunken alibies to you.