Common - Heidi Hoe lyrics

Whatup BITCH? I'm Petey Wheatstraw

And you don't stop, with the heidi heidi hoe

Hi hoe, or bye hoe, if you're lookin for a sucker

(What are you?) I'm just another motherfucker

Pucker your lips, do flips like Mary Lou

Just because I fucked you doesn't mean that I'ma marry you

Bury you, I will do, after, I bill you

Kill you, hoe, cause your shit smells like mildew

Pe-ew, think you need some soap and a rag

Or better yet Black, Flag, you scallywag

Tag, I didn't mean to diss dis... hoe butt

But you need to stay such, do not touch

Much disrespect goes out to you

And your parents, too, for havin you

Haven't you been introduced to a douche

I guess you said fuck footloose, and got pussyloose

No juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune-a

Mister mechanic this place needs a tune up

For the pink cadillac cause it's block is off

And have more use, than a public park

for recreation, givin up the body is a hobby

I'm tellin Santa Claus you been naughty (sing it)

Hoe hoe hoe, Merry Christmas

Aiyyo JuJu, I just had to diss dis

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Heidi Heidi Hoe, huh, the Heidi Hoe

All the niggaz know, yo the Heidi Hoe, c'mon

The Heidi Hoe, hah the Heidi Hoe

All the niggaz know, that you're a Heidi Hoe

(Now bring it back brotha)

Eni-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-miney-moe

Careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger

you can catch a hoe, there's your hoe, kiss a hoe, fuck a hoe

Diss a hoe, I'm Petey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago

Hablo ingles? I don't know espanol Joe

I can go the line plus a hundred like Flo Jo

Homo's a nono, so faggots, stay solo

I roll my dick so it holds just like a Rolo

Total recall, yeah I see y'all

I see you, I see you're a freak too, so peek a boo

I'm prickin you whether or not, took you out that's work see

So get your skirt see, and bitch, dirty

Curtsey, dosey-do out the do' slut

This is what I come on, so slut you better grow up

Slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em

Salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum

Like that hoe (that hoe) that hoe (that hoe)

Dabba-da-dat, it's like that hoe

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Sittin on the dock of the bay, I say hoe

Say hoe?! (Hoe!!) Do you know, do you know?

Bo knows this hoe blows much much dick

An undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic

Naked at, frick-a-frat, plus her puddy wat

C'mere k-k-k-k-k-k, yo c'mere you little puddy cat

What, your booty black is so indespicable

You squaw-pie, tack-haired, motherfuckin jiggaboo

You can suck a dick or two or three or four or mo' here

But first get curlin iron burns off your forehead

My nigga Coe said, that you're an around the way girl

You're fuckin everybody around the way, and been all around the world

And you still can't find yo' fate

But you had a couple of babies I mean a Bunch like Brady

The lady is a tramp snake hoe yo and all of that

Fuck her sixty-nine you get the eighty-six and don't call me back

Your black ass bunion

There's a party in your mouth BITCH, and everybody's comin

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