Coma - Job Hunting lyrics

Every day I wonder who I am

Every day I find another me

Every day I ask I my maker

What's gonna become of me

I spent one day in a old people's home

Changing diapers, washing rwinkled skin

Brushing dentures for hours and hours

Before I realised the shit I was in

The day after I tried a nursery

Feeding babies, removing puke

Chasing tots for hourse and hours

Because of the pride they took

I even posed naked in a magazine

Don't think they really wanted me

But all those beautifull women

Were horny of my ejaculating stiffy

I think I found the right job for me

Being unemployed seems quite easy

Garning money shouldn't be to hard

For a lazy bum like me