Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigad - David Makalaster II lyrics

I'm David Makalaster

Your ten o'clock newscaster

And the shit has

Just hit the fan

I'm David Makalaster

Your ten o'clock newscaster

There's a scrouge

Trampin' cross our land

The film I'm about to show you

Will fill and overflow you

With a rage that's

Beyond command

I'm David Makalaster

Your ten o'clock newscaster

Good evening and

Here's what's new

Wouldn't it be so nice

To live in a world

Where everything's exactly

How it seems

But we live in a world

Where bastards come along

And piss on your dreams

About the things that make ya happy

The things that make ya smile

Get off your ass

Vengeance is back in style

I'm David Makalaster

Your ten o'clock newscaster

And perhaps you didn't

Hear me right

I'm David Makalaster

Your ten o'clock newscaster

Every man Jack of you

Should volunteer to fight

If I were only ten years younger

I'd slake this vengeful hunges

And rest assured we'd all

Sleep safe tonight

This is David Makalaster

Your ten o'clock newscaster

Good evening and God bless you

Wouldn't it be so nice

To live in a world

Where everything's exactly

How it seems

But we live in a world

Where bastards come along

And piss on your dreams

About the things that make ya happy

The things that make ya smile

Get off your ass

Vengeance is back in style