Cledus T Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say lyrics

Parody of "Whatever You Say by Martina McBride (Ed Hill/Tony Martin) Careers-BMG Music Publishing Inc./Music Hill Music/Hamstein Cumberland/Baby Mae Music (ASCAP)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)

You see I'm always talkin

When I should be drivin

But everybody does it these days

You say I'm gettin cancer

Everytime I answer

Yeah...whatever you say

Wish I could change my service

Should have never signed up

Heck it never works anyway...

The signal's always breakin

I can't hear nothin

Hey what did you say?

I know that you can't hear me

There ain't no use in listenin'

I can't tell what you're sayin

All I hear is hissin

Yeah the more that I roam

The more I gotta pay

I'm on my cell phone...

What the *$ # did you say?

I ought to get a beeper

It be a whole lot cheaper

Just throw this cell phone in the lake.

I'd really love to call you

But even when I get through

It's always what did you say?

Can anybody hear me?

Or am I just wastin minutes?

I'm in 1500

750 was my limit

Hey I gotta go

I can't hear you anyway

I'm on my cell phone...

What the *$ # did you say?

Oh the more that I roam

The more I gotta pay

I'm on my cell phone...

What the *$ # did you say?