Cledus T Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas lyrics

Bruce Burch/Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark

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Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

The kids have already started making out their wish list

All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning

Should come with a warning:

Soon becomes old and boring.

Back to the malls there's not one second to waste

Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space

CHORUS

There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

HO HO HO

No here we go again...

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

Manger scenes are on sale get a free Baby Jesus

So many gifts to buy

So little cash to spend

The second to spend

The second that it ends

It starts all over again.

Might as well leave the tree up

And the lights right where they are

It may seem far away

But it's really not that far

CHORUS

I say that's 364 days times 24 hours

4 times 4 is 16

4 times 6 is 24 plus 1 is 25

4 times 3 is 12 plus 4 is 14

Drop the zeroes down

2 times 4 is 8

2 times 6 is 12 plus 2 is 12

2 times 3 is 6 plus 7

drop the zero

That's 6

8 plus 5 is 13

14 times 2 is 7

7 plus 1

That's 8,736 hours to Christmas

My gosh that ain't much time

I think I' better go

I think that was right

Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas

I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us

The credit's all been maxed out

But there's still layaway

Start now and you might pay

It off before the holiday

Scratch out those names

We can re-use those Christmas cards

Save the wrapping paper

And keep the snow chains on the tires

CHORUS

Blow blow blow

And lots of dough

Ho Ho Ho

No here we go again