Cledus T Judd - One Jack Off guitar chord

One Jack Off--Cledus T. Judd

written by Judd/Clark/Taylor

From the album "Bipolar and Proud"

Corrections welcome.

C C-C/G-C

Every Friday night I got to Bubba's Hardware Store

C C/G

And give the secret knock on the private stockroom door

G A

Good ol' boys are shootin' craps, playin' five card stud

D G

Hot lookin' women, ice cold suds

C C-C/G-C

This blond was playin' poker, she was on a role

C C/G

I sat down beside her with my ace in the hole

G A

I had to draw a jack to win, with a straight ace high

D G C

But when I drew that card, I kissed that pot goodbye

CHORUS 1:

G C

'Cause I'm one jack off here in my hand

D G

I gotta ace a king a queen and a ten, and now I'm in a jam

C G A

I was doin' fine 'til I pulled that nine, that's when I went soft

D G A C

I was temptin' fate with an ace high straight, but I'm one jack off

I've played with this deck so long it's messin' with my mind

I've heard it said to much of this can make a man go blind

I can't let her beat me but I ain't got a prayer

I'm sure she's got a real good hand, I see she's got a pair

I stared across the table, hopin' that she'd call

Then when she raised me well I danged near lost it all

I tried to pull it out figurin' I'd bluff

But when I showed what I had she said too bad you're one jack off

CHORUS 2:

I'm just one jack off ain't that great

She said nice try but nine ten queen king ace don't make a straight

I said how 'bout another round she said ante up there hoss

She took all my money and I'm still one jack off

SOLO

CHORUS 3:

I'm one jack off just my luck

She won my favorite pair of cowboy boots and the pink slip to my truck

I knew I'd to come again next week to get back what I lost

That's the story of my life seems I'm always one jack off

That's right, one jack off