Cledus T Judd - More Beaver lyrics

Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Dennis Gardiner, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)/Darin Gardiner Publishing designee

I've been known to lay here

And watch TV all night

Flippin through the channels

But can't find the thing I like

What happened to my favorite shows

Where they went I'd like to know

But right now what I need most in my life's

More Beaver

Wally, Ward, and June

Them there Cleavers

Nothin' else'll do

Seinfeld's awful funny

Home Improvement's kind of cool

But what I'd really like to see

On my TV's

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Now Nick At Nite done brought them good ol' shows back from the past

My Three Sons and Happy Days are here again at last

Them Technicolor, black and whites

I Dream Of Genie day and night

The only thing that I like more than M*A*S*H is

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See him and Wally fight

"Why hello Mrs. Cleaver..."

Eddie Haskell's so polite

I've seen every episode

A hundred times or more I know,

One thing you can't get too much of in life's

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That never hurt no one,

I've been watchin'

Ever since that I was young.

Now each night when I go to bed

I turn on the TV instead.

My wife will tell you just how much I love

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(spoken)

Ladies and gentlemen Brad Paisley on lead guitar

Bet you can't play the pianer

That's why he's nominated for entertainer of the year

TALENT

I bet you $5 you can't play a fiddle

Uh...would you take $3.50...us sorry

Give me that guitar, I'll show you how to play it

YEAH

Thanks for showing me that lick there Fred...

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Y'all thought that I was done

Gonna keep on singing

I'm having too much fun

This here is just a silly song

And I hope that y'all don't take it wrong

Do you think I'm ever gonna get me some???

Me neither.