Cledus T Judd - Martie, Emily And Natalie guitar chord

Martie, Emily and Natalie--Cledus T. Judd

Parody of "Celebrity" written by Brad Paisley

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd

From the LP "The Original Dixie Hick" or the album "Bipolar and Proud"

Thanks to rawood for the original chords.

Corrections welcome.

INTRO: C F G (2x)

C G F C

They come off soundin' pretty pompous each time they open their mouth

G F C

You can't believe it when you heart it what they let come rollin' out

G F C

Don't why they're so super-hateful, ain't like they've got it so bad

G F C

If they'd do more singin' and less talkin', I think we'd all be glad

CHORUS 1:

C F G C F G

Say goodbye to Natalie, adios Martie and Emily

Am F G F Em G

They think that they're too cool, the Chicks no longer rule, all country fans agree

C F G C F G

Now they're threatening to quit, like we really give a (yeah!)

Am F G F

They say they're goin' pop, Garth he tried and flopped but we won't soon forget

Em G

Martie Emily and Natalie

Was it the lack of nominations at this year's CMA's

That got them tradin' in their banjo for a drum machine and DJ

Next thing you know they'll be on Soul Train, out on the road with Eminem

They'll put some bling-bling in their videos, and we'll all make fun of them

CHORUS 2:

Say goodbye to Natalie, adios Martie and Emily

The only folks in line, are holdin' picket signs, and burnin' Chicks CDs

Wasn't it a sight to see them posin' naked on a magazine

Now everybody knows they're over-exposed if you know what I mean

Martie Emily and Natalie

BRIDGE:

F

So go load your tour bus and pull on out

C G

'Cause your careers may soon be done

F

You're a bunch of multiplatnum jackass millionaires

G

Yay yay rock n roll, here they come

TAG (like chorus):

Say goodbye to Natalie, adios Martie and Emily

We hate to see it end, why can't we be friends, please don't be mad at me

Martie Emily and Natalie

See ya later Natalie

(you are the weakest link....goodbye)