Cledus T Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow lyrics

Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)

Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd

No sir somebody's already borrowed it

Constantly borrows everything

I'm the man of constant borrow

There's nothing I can call my own

Some may try to say it's all stolen

I prefer permanently loaned

He's the biggest mooch we ever known

SOLO

My grass mowin

Bot I've got no mower

My neighbor won't let me use his

I can't really say is though I blame him

Kept it three years last time I did

He thought for sure that it was his

I need a ride down to the pawn shop

Lend me the keys to your Corvette

What do you mean you don't trust me

I never not brought it back yet

I don't think I could take that bet

You know dang well (he's gone away)

Well you may have heard of me

Cledus T J-U-double-D

Better known as the reining King of country parody

Coming with a new style

High profile

When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild

Comedian

Extrodinaire

A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair

I know that you think

I've got your chainsaw

You can't find it anywhere

I can't cut no wood

Since way fore winter

I gave it back to you last fair

Check his garage it's probably there

I sure could use a hundred dollars

I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday

I know that's what I said the last time

You can't believe a word I say

He has no plans to (really???) pay