Cledus T Judd - If Shania Was Mine guitar tab

Cledus T. Judd: Rewrites, sings, and records parodies of other Country music artists.

IF Shania Was Mine

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If Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me

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Couldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly

But on our first date we could have a good time

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If I got her on the Moonshine

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If Shania was mine say it fit just right

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Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight

And there's no way I'd have bad hair day

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Cause I'd buy a new tupi

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Though I'd love to seduce her

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But she married her producer

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And all I do is pray

Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday

Chorus:

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If Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind

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If she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time

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And if she only knew, all the things I'd Do

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I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing

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House cleaning kind

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If Shania was mine

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Well if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree

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Can't no one cook road kill better than me

And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back

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She'd say, mmm, I like it like that

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And all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under

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And know all I do is wine

Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine

(Repeat Chorus)

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If Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania

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If Shania was mine

Submitted By: Shane Littrell