Cledus T Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow guitar tab

How Do You Milk A Cow

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Yeah, I was always the lazy one a southern californian

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But I got some kin folk on the Mason Dixon line

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Sold this summer just for fun hopped in my Dolorian

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And headed for Uncle's farm for a short time

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I thought that I would be huntin and fishin

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I misunderstood him somehow

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>So far there's nothing but Georgia to mention

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>I'm gettin' my feedin the sows

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>CHORUS

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But how do you milk a cow

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How do milk you milk cow

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I wouldn't in FFA

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This cow must think I'm crazy

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A bunderin' this way

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I'm sittin here a pullin

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But there ain't nothing coming out

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Oh me I e I oh

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How do you milk a cow

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>2ND VERSE

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>Well I love it here in Tennessee

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>But these farmers all make fun of me

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>Can't haul much hay in tiny sports car

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>So got myself a four wheel drive

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>Learned to spot light deer at night

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One things for sure I hate shovlen manure

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It gets all over my over alls

>Them hores need shoeing I hear Bessie mooing

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> So I thought maybe I'd ask you all

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> How do you milk a cow

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