Cledus T Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow guitar chord

How Do You Milk a Cow--Cledus T. Judd

parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Keith/Cannon

new lyrics by Judd/Clark

from the album "Just Another Day In Parodies"

tabbed 5/1/05

I got the original chords from matellmon's tab; I changed them a bit, however,

so any corrections on the chords/lyrics are welcome.

INTRO ("Farmer In The Dell"): C F C G7 F C

MAIN RIFF: C F (4x)

G

Yeah I was always a lazy one, a southern Californian

F C

But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon Line

G

So this summer just for fun, hopped in my Delorian

F C

And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time

G

I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'

C F

I misunderstood him somehow

G

So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention

C G N/C G

I didn't mind feedin' the sows, but how to milk a cow

CHORUS 1:

C F

How do you milk a cow, I wonder every day

G C

This cow must think I'm crazy up under it this way

F C

I'm sittin' here a-pullin' but there ain't nothin' comin' out

G C

Oh me-i-ee-i-oh, how do you milk a cow

Yeah I love it here in Tennessee but these farmers all make fun of me

Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car

So I got myself a 4-wheel drive learned to spotlight view at night

And I got shearin' sheep right down to an R

One thing's for sure, I hate shovelin' manure

It gets all over my overalls

Them horses need shoein', I hear Bessy mooin'

So I thought maybe I'd ask you all, how do you milk a cow

CHORUS 2:

How do you milk a cow, I think it's safe to say

A man could get arrested for this in LA

This heffer must be empty, 'cause she ain't puttin' out

Oh me-i-ee-i-oh, tell me how do you milk a cow

SOLO (This song is absolutely an utter disaster; I hope I don't get mad-cow disease)

CHORUS 3:

How do you milk a cow, I know longer care

I'm gettin' sick and tired of smellin' derierre

I'm headin' back back to Cali and I'm turnin' in my plow

Oh me-i-ee-i-oh, how do you milk a cow