Cledus T Judd - Don't Mess With America lyrics

Parody of "Only In America by Brooks & Dunn (Kix Brooks/Don Cook/Ronnie Rogers)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark

(U-S-A CHANT)

They never should have messed with New York City

Kha ha They don't want none of old Uncle Sam

We stare right in the face of terror

And you know Lady Liberty still stands

With F-15s and our special forces

God bless everyone we sent

To defend freedom and our nation

And thank goodness Bush is our President...

CHORUS I

Don't mess with America

Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...

Don't mess with America

That's the last thing that you want to do...

You already had your chance

Now we're going to kick your a(bleep)s...

Don't mess with America...

Bin Laden's going down like a White House intern

(Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn...didn't I?)

And while we're at it let's get that nut Hussein...

When the threat of evil is finally silenced

You'll hear how loud freedom can ring...

They started something we're gonna finish

(George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon…)

And we won't rest until that day

(GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)

Everywhere you look you see them flags flying

(U-S-A CHANT)

(GWB: God bless America)

And what that stands for...ha ha...they can't take that away

(GWB: My fellow Americans, let's roll...)

CHORUS II

Don't mess with America

Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...

Don't mess with America

Bin Laden I'd hate to be you...

You don't stand a chance

We're going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s

Don't mess with America...

I said

DON'T (bleep) with America

You're over there and preaching about a holy war...

DON'T (bleep) with America

Ha! You're gonna be full of holes before one of them Navy Seals finds ya…

DON'T (bleep) with America

And by the way get a beard trim.

(U-S-A CHANT)