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Cledus T. Judd

Album: Celdus Envy

Submitted by: Christopher R.

December 14, 2003

Well (C) here's how this whole mess got started

Had a (Em) stripper at a bachelor party

I (Am) knew when she jumped out of that cake

(F) We were meant to be (G)

The (C) next date we both flew off to Vegas

I (Em) must have been an ignoramus

I (Am) honestly believed that she

(F) Loved me just for me

(G) Oh it wasn't (Am) six months (F) it came to an (C) end

(G) I walked out of the (Am) courtroom crying

(F) She left with a grin

Cause she got (C) half

And I said (G) "OW!"

I mean (Am) dang

That comes to (F) nearly fifty (C) thou

Per (G) date

My (Am) butt had never been so (F) chafed

Cause she got (C) half

I (C) wondered if I'd remain lonely

Or (Em) would I find my one and only

(Am) Then the answer to my prayers

Ap(F)peared on my TV (G)

The (C) cutest little tarot card reader

I (Em) knew that I just had to meet her

(Am) Then she said it was in the cards

For (F) her to marry me

(G) Oh wasn't (Am) three months later I was (F) back in court a(C)gain

(G) No way she (Am) could have predicted

The (F) way it would end

Cause I got (C) half

And she said (G) "OW!"

Two dollars a (Am) minute

So every(F)one call right now

(C) Your

Future aw(G)aits

And (Am) I will be the next Bill (F) Gates

Cause I get (C) half

Some(G)times you're better off as friends

Cause (F) if it ever ends

Then (G) they get (C) half

And you'll say (G) "OW"

So I'm not (Am) looking to get (F) married right now

(C) I've got a (G) date

With a (Am) beautiful Playboy Play(F)mate

Who won't get (C) half

Fade out...