Cledus T Judd - 1-900-Sheila guitar chord

1-900-SHEILA

written by Judd/Burch/Dant

Album: "I Stoled This Record"

3/24/06

SPOKEN:

Hehehehe, let's see here now..one...nine-hundred...

Boy I hope I get a purty 'un, maybe she'll look like Teri Clark,

or Faith Hill, or somebody. Hope this ain't a party line. Here we go!

INTRO: G

G C

I's laid up in the house watchin' CMT, thought I'd have a late-night snack

D G

So I headed to the kitchen on a commercial break when somethin' called me back

C

It was the sexiest voice that I'd ever heard comin' out of my television set

D G

Said call now you can hear me live and I'll tell you 'bout my naughtiness

C N/C

So without hesitation or further ado, I grabbed ahold of my Visa

D G

And dialed the number flashin' on my screen, 1-900-SHEILA

CHORUS:

C G C G

You can tell it all to me, I'm your phone fantasy

D G

1-900-SHEILA

G C

So I kicked back in the recliner, and on the second ring

D G

She whispered, hello this is Sheila, your credit card number please

C

I said how much will it cost for this here trip to paradise

D G

She said you can't put a price on love, that's another four-ninety-eight minute goodbye

C

After an hour of conversation she had me chewin' on the receiver

D G

Well I worked up a sweat I was out of breath over 1-900-SHEILA

CHORUS

G C

Like a man possessed I dialed her number, mornin' noon and night

D G

And slowly but surely we fell in love, but my phone bill shot outta sight

C

After so many calls left us heart-to-heart I just had to meet her face-to-face

D G

She wouldn't give me her home address, so I had her number traced

G C

Well I thought it'd lead to some passion palace, some penthouse in the sky

D G

And I must admit I was a little let down when I found her in a double-wide

C

That beauty that I invisioned, that Goddess that drove me crazy

D G

Answered the door with a cigar in her mouth and weighed in at over two-eighty

G C

They say love conquers all, wellI reckon it's true, even when it's for a fee

D G

We said I do, and now we're one, though she makes two of me

C

And she talks to me no charge, every time she takes a breather

D D D G

And I'll never have to work as long as all you jerks dial 1-900-SHEILA

CHORUS

G C D G

I love you baby, come here to me!