Chumbawamba - Yup and Under lyrics

Yuppies, I've been taught,

Are keen on sport

Two slices wholemeal loaf

Into towelette jogging suit

Once round the park

Quick game of squash

Staving off a heart attack

With F-Plan diet and Filofax

In a world where

Participation can be bought

Yuppies, I've been taught

Are keen on sport