Chumbawamba - Jesus In Vegas lyrics

And I'll give you a free ride to this underground stadium. They'll pick up the fair and they'll even tip you, don't even worry about it, man. You'll love this joint. We'll stop off, we'll buy some booze, and, uh, you'll bring it in and it's just incredible. The girls will be all over you.

I am the Lord of the very last dance

I've got 'Tommy' on the leg of my pants

I've got the audience in the palm of my hands

My good friend Sinatra on my right

Andrew Lloyd Webber is doing the lights

It's twice a night for twenty-five nights

One more litle line, then everyone back to mine

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

Jesus in Vegas

I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

Jesus in Vegas

I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots

I've got Basie conducting the band

I got a penthouse suite at the Sands

And my feet never touch the ground

Are there any Branch Davidians in the house?

Here's Jim Jones as a pantomime horse

That showbiz gets right up your nose

One more little line, then everybone back to mine

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

Jesus in Vegas

I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

Jesus in Vegas

I'll pull your goddamned tongue right out by the roots

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business

Jesus in Vegas

(repeat)