Chumbawamba - Babbernation lyrics

I'm out in the country for a walk one day

I get the urge and I've got to go

I look around, make sure no one's around

I pull down my pants and I face the ground

I think, well, we all go to the toilet

Just like we've got to eat

We don't eat--it's called starvation

We don't babber--constipation