Christmas - Up Against Stall Rednose guitar tab

THIS TUNE IS DONE TO GARY P. NUNN'S "UP AGAINST THE

WALL REDNECK MOTHER".

LRYICS BY GEORGE GERMADNIK AND THE WHOOSITS BIG PILE

GOODTIME GARBAGE BAND

UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER (D-G-A)

D G

1. HE WAS BORN IN SANTA’S STABLE

A D

HIS WIFE’S NAME’S BETTY LOU THELMA DOE

G

HE’S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE HE’S PULLIN’

A D

‘CAUSE SANTA TELLS HIM WHERE TO GO

D G

CHORUS: AND IT’S UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER

A D

REINDEER WHO HAS PULLED THE SLEIGH SO WELL

G

HE’S THIRTY-FOUR AND PULLIN’ SLEIGHS AROUND THE WORLD

A D

JUST TIPPIN’ EGGNOG GLASSES AND CHASIN’ ELVES

2. SURE DOES LIKE HIS NORTH STAR BEER

LIKES TO CHASE IT DOWN WITH THAT WILD PENGUIN

LIQUOR

PULLS A FIFTY-SEVEN GMC PICKUP SLEIGH

GOT A BIG RACK, DEER HUNTERS NEED LOVE TOO STICKER

CHORUS

‘R’ IS FOR THE REDNESS OD HIS RED, RED NOSE

‘E’ IS FOR THE ELVES WHO BUILD THE TOYS

‘I’ IS FOR ICE

‘N’ IS FOR NORTH POLE

‘D’ IS FOR DONTER

‘DOUBLE E’ IS FOR EXTRA ELVES

AND ‘R’ IS FOR -- RED NOSE!

CHORUS (AS MANY TIMES AS REQUIRED TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE

SICK OF SINGING)