Christmas - The Indentured Elf guitar tab

THIS SONG IS DONE TO BUFFET'S MARGARITAVILLE. WE DO

IT IN C-F-G.

LYRICS BY GEORGE GERMADNIK AND THE WHOOSITS BIG PILE

GOODTIME GARBAGE BAND

THE INDENTURED ELF

1. LIVIN’ ON FRUIT CAKE, WATCHIN’ THE ICE BREAK

EVERYTHING HERE IS COVERED WITH SNOW

THE PENGUINS ARE FREEZIN’, AND I KNOW THE REASON

IT’S COLDER THAN HELL AND I JUST GOTTA GO

CHORUS: SLAVIN’ AWAY AGAIN IN SANTARITAVILLE

STUCK IN THE SNOW, HOW I WISH IT WOULD MELT

IT’S CLEARER EACH DAY THAT I CAN’T GET AWAY

AND I KNOW, I’M AN INDENTURED ELF

2. THEY MIGHT CALL IT TREASON, BUT I HATE CHRISTMAS

SEASON

AND THAT ARROGANT REINDEER WITH THE SHINEY RED

NOSE

I SLAVE IN A TOY SHOP, THE ORDERS JUST WON’T STOP

WE NEVER SEE WOMEN, THIS PLACE REALLY BLOWS

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3. IF I COULD GET FREE HERE, I’D WORK FOR KEEBLER

LIVE ON SOUTH PADRE AND WORK ON MY TAN

BUT I’M STUCK IN THIS WASTE LAND WITH A JOB THAT I

CAN’T STAND

BUSTIN’ MY ASS FOR A BIG, FAT, OLD MAN

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