Christmas Songs - I'm Gettin' Sued By Santa (bill Engvall) guitar chord

I'm Getting Sued By Santa Claus (Bill Engvall)

written by Engvall/Hawksley/Howell

Album: "Here's Your Christmas Album"

12/13/05

CAPO II

INTRO: D G A7 D

D G

Christmas Day will not be very merry

A7 D

Explainin' to the children will be hard

D G

Well it's Christmas Eve tonight and our beagle picked a fight

A7 D

With some reindeer that were grazin' in our yard

I let the dog outside to do his business

I forget to hook his leash up to the peg

First he and Cupid came to blows, then he bit Rudolph on the nose

And when I got there he was eyin' Prancer's leg

CHORUS:

D D/F# G-G/F# Em

Now I'm gettin' sued by Santa Claus

A7 D A7

He's claimin' mental anguish in his case

D D/F# G-G/F# Em

Yeah I'm gettin' sued by Santa Claus

A7 D

And my kids won't even look me in the face

D G A7 D

I tried to throw myself on Santa's mercy

I begged him but I wasn't gettin' thru

I said it's all your fault you know, he said now how can that be so

I said because we got the stupid dog from you

CHORUS

SOLO

CHORUS

D D/F# G-G/F# Em

Yeah I'm gettin' sued by Santa Claus

A7 D G A7 D

Now I'm bunkin' with the beagle at his place

Couldn't we just settle out of court?