Cheap Suits - Why Do You Walk So Slow? lyrics

Verse 1

Old lady crossing the road with her grocery bags in tow

I guess No Frills had a sale on ice cream again

Well call your family or a taxi just get the hell out of my way

Looks like I'm late for work again today

Chorus

Why do you walk so slow, right where I want to go (4x)

Verse 2

Well Jack has been into the Jack Daniel's again

And I don't know if he knows he

is standing in the middle of the road

Hey mister call your sister get her

to take you to the local liquor store

If you don't get the fuck out of my way

you won't drink forties no more

Chorus

Verse 3

Old man out in the rain,

tryin' to cross the road with a walker and a cane

Oh, could this day go any further down the drain

Old man who let you out of the old folks home

Just cause you're ancient doesn't mean that

you can go two in a forty zone

Chorus