Cheap Sex - Dick Cheney lyrics

he is the biggest crook in town

he shut his eyes when the scandals were found

work all your life to grow old and retire

and now you're life savings just went up in fire

cheney, up to his neck in scandal...

you're too ... out of control to handle

dick cheney you're a sign of the times

dick cheney you're not a friend of mine

fat men in suits told you to invest

in the stocks and collect interest

then while you didn't look ....

... profits were inflated on the books

dick cheney you're a part of the scam

you're a big fat slob for good ol' uncle sam

stickin' to what you know best ....

looking out for your own interests!

[Chorus (x2)]

better lock your safes tonight

cause cheney and the boys are out tonight!

(watch your pockets, watch your purses)

don't bother looking out for yourselves

cause cheney wants a piece, a piece of your wealth!