Chad Morgan - The Fly guitar chord

Sing this one in a moderately fast tempo

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The Fly

C

I was sitting down having me lunch today

C

When a strange sight caught my eye

C

A dirty big blowie was hitchin' a ride

G

On the back of another fly

F

Then I looked across at the window

C

Where a louvre it was broke

C

They were flying in like siamese twins

G C

And I almost bloody choked

G

They were joined in copulation

C

On the amrest of the chair

C G

All increasing population fornicating everywhere

F

They were shagging in the kitchen

C

They were shagging in the hall

C

While keeping perfect rythym

G C

With the clock upon the wall

G

Then one randy blue arse bastard

C

With affection for the dead

C

Spies a fly stuck to the paper

G

Hanging just above me head

F

And he postumourusly rapes her

C

And gets stuck up there like a bat

C

Oh if your a fly and you had to die

G C

Would you like to die like that

C

Well me dad came home from work

C

All buggered hot and dry

C

Said if I don't have a coldie soon

G

I'm surely gonna die

F

No sooner had he poured it out

C

And Lord he had a fit

C

When a double deckered duo

G C

Down upon the froth they lit

C

And as they swam, they humped and drank

C

And breaststroked 'round the glass

C

The electric light was gleaming

G

Bright off his iridescent arse

F

And slowly drunk they finally sunk

C

At last when the beer was flat

C

Now if I was a fly and I had to die

G C

I'd like to die like that

C

Well the family were all sitting down

C

The evening meal to dine

C

A great big chook that mum had cooked

G

Really looked divine

F

Then those double deckered blowies

C

Reappeared from everywhere

C

Depravity was on the wing

G C

And lust was in the air

C

They were scruffing in the stuffin'

C

And on the potatoes

C

And one was chockabloc

G

Perched on the parson's nose

F

It was quick but it was messy

C

Down came the swatter flat

C

Oh if your a fly and you had to die

G C

Would you like to die like that

G

Oh if your a fly and you had to die

C

Would you like it quick and clean

C

Anaethitised before your eyes

G

With Pebeau or Mortein

F

But of all the ways that I could die

C

I'd like to drown in beer the best

C

But I'll be happy you know

C

When it's time to go

G C

If I go on the nest

C

I'll be happy you know

C

When it's time to go

G C G C

If I go on the nest