Celtic Folk - Seven Old Ladies lyrics

Seven old Ladies (supply first...seventh as you know them.)

The ______ old lady was old mrs. Pymm

She went inside on a personal whim

She somehow got stuck twixt the bowl and the rim

And nobody knew she was there.

The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Draper

She used the toilet, but couldn't find the paper

All she could find was a brick mason's scraper (appropriate

Scream)

And nobody knew she was there.

The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Parted

She paid her penny, and inside she darted.

What a waste of a penny, for she only hola-cowa-cowa-cowa

Nobody knew she was there.

The ______ old lady was Chichester's daughter

She went inside to get rid of some water,

And she stayed there so long that the rising tide caught her

And nobody knew she was there.

The _______ old lady was Elizabeth Humphrey

She went inside, and arranged herself comfy

When she tried to get up, Ah she couldn't get her bum free

And nobody knew she was there.

The ______ old lady was old Mrs. Mason

THe seat was too cold, so she used the basin

But that was the water that I washed me face in

Cause I didn't know she was there.

The _______ old lady was old Mrs. Bender

She went inside to adjust her suspender

And she got tangled up with a masculine gender

And nobody knew they were (I was) there.