Catch 22

Catch 22 - American Pie lyrics

It’s a mack attack, coming from way back

My name is too $hort baby, I don’t play that jack

I’m from the dangerous crew, and I tell you it’s true

Everything they say about playboy too

I’m $hort dog, ain’t nothing nice

I drink g-juice and wouldn’t cut it with ice

>from the eastside baby, oakland town

Can’t understand why I’m so down?

I’m not a whitewall, I’m a vogue

Like a zenith wire wheel I roll

Got a fresh new beat, made to get freak

It was everything you wanted cause I can’t be weak

Yeah baby that’s it, do the split

Freak nasty all on my tip

I took it to my dj fresh on wax

Put it on the turntable, I got taps

It started burning up, wires smoking

Had to be the sound coming straight from oakland

$hort dog, it’s a mack attack

My name is too $hort baby, I don’t play that jack

One young tender lost all hope

Slapped her in the face with my dunkey rope

Another young sucker tried to front my staff

Saw it on his face when they broke him in half

It was the dangerous crew, and I tell you it’s true

Everything they say about playboy too

When I say my rhymes, I’m never fake

When you start my beat, that’s when I break

On you, and it don’t stop, and it don’t stop, and it won’t stop

Cause I’m too $hort baby on the microphone and I’m macking

I’m not a wannabe pimp, I never simp

Since I started walking I had this limp

It was a cool type walk, just like me

The too s-h-o-r-t

I might be young, but I spit this game

I start it with p, and it ends the same

If your brain is lame, remember the name

When it’s too $hort baby, ain’t nothing plain

Dangerous music on the microphone

Makes you wanna break your hip bone

Might break your leg, or maybe your back

Grooving to hard to my mack attack

It’s really not easy, you know it’s hard

Sort of just like my gangster car

You know what I mean, vern? it’s like funny

I mack legit and make all the money

See my capital t on my diamond ring

We hook up the beat and love to swing

So while you’re out there grooving back and forth

I want you to scream out sir too $hort (sir too $hort!)

Don’t stop that rap (don’t stop that rap!)

And it’s just like that

Get buy girls, while I rap

I make big money, that ain’t no crap

When I grab that mic, and spit my rhymes

I gotta have an 8 or 909 beat

So I can rock you all night long, she’s

On my tip, she love my song, he

Tried to do it but did it wrong, freaks

Want to get my all alone, but I’m macking

I finally got a chance to grab my pen

And make another rhyme so I can make more ends

It’s a rush production, not the beat

I rushed it out the studio and hit the street

Now I’m rocking one more time

Young girls love my too $hort rhyme

But that big fat girl better let that go

Before I point right at her say ho!

I’m riding drop-top caddy, I don’t dip fake

I step on the gas then I hit the break

Do it again as I catch the beat

You’re feeling that bass all down the street

Jumped out the car on 9-0

I was wearing all white capezio

Had my 501’s, five dunkey ropes

Couldn’t be saved by john the pope

The m, a, c and k, from oakland, california

I’m too $hort baby, no I don’t play, I’m macking

Freak nasty, I like your dance

You know it looks good in those pants

So damn good, I had to glance

Now I’m macking

See this gold? I bought it all

Now every night you young freaks call

You see my car? it’s my best friend

So it you touch, you’ll meet your end

Time will tell, just keep it cool

Don’t play that game, don’t be no fool

I’ll burn rubber all down your block

You know what I want so keep the door unlocked

I’m coming in baby, don’t waste no time

It’s a mack attack, and now you’re mine

Dangerous music is what it seems

The reason this floor just met those jeans

I was running the game all in your ear

You’re talking bout love to a stone cold player

Girl look good and wanna have that sex

Took another look and wanted to break that neck

It’s a mack attack, coming from way back

My name is too $hort baby, I don’t play that jack

I’m from the dangerous crew, and I know it’s true

The only thing you’ll say about playboy too

Is I’m macking

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