Carrington Rodney - A Letter To My Penis guitar chord

A Letter To My Penis - Rodney Carrington

All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one.  Everything else is strummed

twice.  Strum Pattern: b= base note   b V b V b V b V... ect... (steady throught song)

                        V= up stroke

I hit the base note with thumb and pick the last two strings for the up stoke but you can use a

pick if you want.

                    

                        

     D      G              A              D    

Dear Penis, I dont think I like you any more,

    G                   A               D

You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,

        G              A             D

Oh dear penis, I dont like you any more.

G               A                 D

It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,

G            A              D

Thats all we needed, to get by.

G               A                       D                                     G

Now it seems things have changed, and I think that your the one to blame dear Rodney,

       A              D

I dont like you any more.

G                 A                 D

Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship,

G                     A             D

Come to terms with truly how we feel

G                A            D                                   G

If we put our heads together,  we'd just stay home for ever dear penis,

          A                D

I think I like you after all.

       G                  A                D    

Oh and Rodeny, while your shavin, shave my balls.