Carlos Mencia - Dee Dee Dee Song lyrics

Spoken:

Dee de dee, doesn't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out

to all the stupid people out there, you're gonna find this song hilarious,

and you don't even know…it's about you.

[Verse 1]

You dropped out of school cause you're smarter than everybody

I got three words for you dumbass, “Ding, fries ready”

You try to outrun a bull, but nobody's that fast

That's how you end up, with a horn stuck up your ass

Roethlisberger needs no helmet cause he's a star

But the year the bus left, he got hit by a car

You wanna go huntin' for quail someplace

Don't go with Cheney, he'll put a fuckin shot in your face

If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air

I ain't upset you ended up in that wheelchair

You ignore all the warnings, yeah you light up a smoke

Now you have to talk with a machine through your throat

[Chorus]

How many idiots can there be?

Some say that it's 1 out of 3

If you don't know then take it from me

You're the dee dee dee

(spoken) you you you

dee dee dee

And if you are a Dee

Please don't marry a Dee

Cause then your kids will be (what? what?)

Dee dee dee

(spoken) dee dee dee

[Verse 2]

You cry about the price of gas and war in Iraq

But you voted Bush in twice what were you smokin, crack?

Didn't get a prenup, though you knew she was a skank

Now you've got herpes and she's got half your bank

You were on top of the world with “Hit Me Baby One More Time”

Only a stupid bitch would marry Kevin Federline

You drink and drive and you think it's okay

Now you're cell mate's weavin in and out the “hershey highway”

When you put tigers on your show and they can't be free

They'll bite your neck off and then you'll say (chokingly) “dee dee dee” (cough)

[Chorus]

How many idiots can there be?

Some say that it's 1 out of 3

If you don't know then take it from me

You're the dee dee dee

(spoken) you you you

Eee dee dee

And if you are a Dee

Please don't marry a Dee

It's genetics don't you see?

Your kids will be dee dee dee

(spoken)

That's what they're gonna be: DEE DEE DEE!!!

[Verse 3]

Parents are to blame for all these dee dee dee's

Letting their kids drop out and not get GED's

You keep your kids inside cause there's freaks on the loose

But yet you let them drink from Michael Jackson's “Jesus Juice”?

You don't care when your kids come home with D's from class

What you need to do is get some balls and beat that ass

He isn't stupid, you say he's got A.D.D.

It's that his mom and his dad are both dee dee dee!

[Bridge]

This test is too hard! (So they lower the standards)

I'm not good at sports! (So they give them all trophies)

My dad used to spank me (So they lower the standards)

I'm too fat for this seat (So they widen the standards)

They say no cause I'm black (So they lower the standards)

They say no cause I'm white (So they lower the standards)

They say no cause I'm Asian (So they lower the standards)

No habla Englais (So we all become Spaniards)

And you wake up one day and you don't have the skills

To get a better job so you're stuck on the grill

You're wondering why Julio took your job

But you forget to see, you're as dumb as a knob

Your ass is too fat to get out of the house

While you're eating more food trying to figure it out

So they outsource your job to some guy named Habib

Cause he works harder than you and he's got 5 degrees

And you're asking yourself how could this happen to me

I'll tell you why, homie! Cause you're….dee dee dee

Dee dee dee

Dee dee dee