Camper Van Beethoven - Wasted lyrics

I was so wasted

I was a surfer

I had a skateboard

I was so heavy and I lived on the strand

I was a dumb shit

And I was a fuck-up

I was so napped out I was out of my head

I was so wasted

I was a hippie

And I was a burn-out

I was so wasted I was out of my head

I was a punker

I had a mohawk

I was so gnarly and I drove my dad's car