Camper Van Beethoven - Take The Skinheads Bowling lyrics

"Take the Skinheads Bowling"

by Camper Van Beethoveen

from Telephone Free Landslide Victory

Everyday I get up and pray to ?John?

And he increases the number of clocks by exactly one

Everybody's coming home for lunch these days

Last night there were skinheads on my lawn

Chorus: Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.

Some people say that bowling alleys have big lanes (have big lanes X 2)

Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same (all the same X 2)

There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with same (anything X 2)

Had a dream last night but i forgot what it was about (what it was X 2)

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Had a dream last night about you my friend

Had a dream I wanted to sleep next to ?plastic?

Had a dream I wanted to lick your knees

Had a dream it was about nothing

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