Camp - The Size of a Cow lyrics

Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it

seems when you're not looking forward?

Me, I'd like to think life is like a drink,

and I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon.

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,

and these should be the best days of my life,

Life, it's not what I thought it was.

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Damn blast, look at my past,

Ripping up my feet over broken glass.

She said, oh wow, look at me now.

I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow.

Oooo....The size of a cow.

You know it would be strange to life life in a cage,

and only believe the things you see that are written on the page.

How easy would it be home in time for tea,

and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea.

You know that It's been sunk a thousand times,

and these should be the best days of my life.

Life, it's not what I thought it was.

[Repeat Chorus x 2]

You know that I've been drunk a thousand times,

and these should be the best days of my life,

Life, it's not what I thought it was.

[Repeat Chorus x 2]