Cake - Short SkirtLong Jacket lyrics

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,

I want a girl who knows whats best,

I want a girl with shoes that cut,

and eyes that burn like cigerettes.

I want a girl with the right alocations,

Who is fast, and thorough, and sharpe as a tack.

Shes playing with her jewlery,

Shes putting up her hair,

Shes touring the facility

and picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early, (gets up early!)

I want a girl who stays up late, (stays up late!)

I want a girl with uninterupted prosperity,

Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape.

WIth fingernails that shine like justice,

and a voice that is dark like tinted glass,

She is fast, and thorough, and sharpe as a tack.

Shes touring the facility

and picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.

(na na na na.....)

I want a girl with the smooth liquidation, (smooth liquidation!)

I want a girl with good dividends, (good dividends!)

At city bank we will meet accidently, (meet accidently!)

We start to talk when she borrows my pen.

She wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest,

She wants a car that will get her there.

Shes changing her name from Kitty to Karen,

Shes trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LaBaron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

(na na na na na.....)