Butt Trumpet - I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why lyrics

When I saw Danny standing there

I tried to show him my dirty underwear

He showed me his and nothing would compare

And he said

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You're ugly

What the fuck gave birth to you?

You're ugly

And I bet your mom is too

You're ugly

Man what's with that doo?

You're ugly because you're ugly

I kinda wonder when I think back to those days

Why did all the boys get scared and run away?

So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true

My reflection looked at me like it was scared too

And it said

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Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name

was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And

everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day

these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi

Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those

pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said,

"Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and

they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin

seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my

boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick

your fuckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to

me? She said...

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