Oh, had I the wings of a turtledove, 
So high on my pinions I'd fly 
Slap-bang to the heart of my Polly love 
And in her dear arms I would die. 

Chorus: Wrap me up in my tarpaulin jacket 
And say a poor duffer's laid low. 
Send for six salty seamen to carry me 
With steps mournful, solemn and slow, 

Oh, then let them send for two holly stones 
And place them at the head and the toe. 
Upon them write this inscription, 
“Here lies a poor duffer below.” 

Then send for six jolly foretopmen 
And let them a-rollickin' go 
And in heaping two-gallon measures 
Drink the health of the duffer below.