Bryan Scary - The Up And Over Stairwell Inc. lyrics

-PRESIDENT OF THE STAIRWELL-

"I used to be a broken old man

Throwing garbage from my living can

'Til one day it was do or die and do died

I left a note and signed it 'Genocide'

I woke up to the sound of violins

They played me right into the President

of the Greatest Corporation in the Heavens

It's ever growing, over-flowing, juiced and leavened

Oh! It's like living in a dream

To be living on the city

For the living there's no pity

So has the ladder's got you down, you need a surefire ticket to the top?

Just organize a quick farewell

Your family's now your clientele

We'll meet you on the Up and Over Stairwell!"

-LITTLE BOY LISTENING TO THE RADIO-

"I've got to get up to the stairwell Ma

I've taken the whole darn vial

They're waiting for me on the stairwell Ma

But I've still got a little while

I want to tell you that I'd rather be giant in the air

Than a fool down here

And even though you say it's a shame, I'm taking the blame

And I'm already a million miles away! Woo Hoo!"

-CHORUS OF RECENTLY DISPATCHED SOULS-

"We're going Up and Over!

We're going Up and Over!

No Complications!

No Reservations!

Body and Mind!"

-PRESIDENT OF THE STAIRWELL-

"Welcome to the Stairwell my friends

Here's hoping that you reached a happy end

We don't have names here only corporations

And thanks to you we now have new cooperation!

We'd like to think we're better than Hell

With stronger profits and less personnel

The sky's the limit baby and you're in it

So don a suit, and take a place amongst our stellar group"

("Now just stand there amongst the group, that man with the camera over there is going to take your picture. Just lift your chest up, raise your voice, and sing it!")

-EVERYONE-

"Oh! It's like living in a dream

To be living on the city

For the living there's no pity

We'll take they're souls, we'll buy and sell

To lightness and darkness in heaven and hell

They're so valuable!

We wish 'em well, we wish 'em well

But afterlife's a living hell

Unless you're on the Up and Over Stairwell!"

SEE YA LATER!