Brian Robinson - Rizap Of Crizap lyrics

Well I'm the soul-man at the microphone stand-<br />

You're a 50 cent fucker I'm a million dollar man-<br />

And rippin' up shit is the god damn plan-<br />

Don't need no fuckin' muscles or a coppertone tan-<br />

I'm a skinny little fucker from the street-<br />

With some rhymes in my mind to make this rap complete-<br />

I never get tired - I'm retired-<br />

I've never been hired so I can never get fired-<br />

I don't have a diploma or a GED-<br />

But you don't need a degree to be on MTV-<br />

WOO HAW - hit me with my payrole check-<br />

It's all about money so fuck respect-<br />

Say I'm sellin out - well I'm sold-<br />

I'm gonna be rich when I'm old like mold-<br />

Milldewin' - so you can say I'm screwin' - the pooch-<br />

When I'm hittin' the hootch - while I'm poppin' the kootch-<br />

Booty shakin' with your girl on slow jams-<br />

Your name Michael Jackson - nah - Soulman-<br />

So my life sucks, but yours does too-<br />

Cuz your mommas fat and ugly, and so are you-<br />

Sorry to burst bubble-<br />

Hope I caused ya trouble-<br />

But you're startin to look like Barney the fuckin Rubble-<br />

No harsh feelings, someone had to tell ya-<br />

Just don't come close so I won't have to smell ya.<br />

Pick it up, put it down-<br />

Lay it on the ground-<br />

Like Lionel Kiddie City, turn your frown upside down-<br />

Just like an ear test, listen for the sounds-<br />

Cuz like a fudge maker, I cut it by the pound-<br />

And you know I'm not a clown-<br />

So I don't fuck around-<br />

I just hit on your mamma cuz her botty's nice and round-<br />

I don't give a shit if she weighs 400 pounds-<br />

As long as she's got meat, I'll eat it all year round-<br />

Her lovin might be crappy-<br />

But she'll never ever slap me-<br />

Cuz I'm the only man that'll try to make her happy-<br />

So back off son or I'll bite ya like Tyson-<br />

I'm not Puerto Rican, so I wont like the rice 'n'-<br />

BEANS, BEANS, they're good for your heart-<br />

You know the more you eat 'em, you know the more you fart-<br />

I eat 'em all day long so stay away from my ass-<br />

Don't follow to closely and don't light a fucking match-<br />

Cuz one little spark and -BOOM- explode-<br />

Like the Power Rangers, I'll be in turbo-<br />

Well now you now you know my life and how it sucks to be me-<br />

But I'm comfy this way like a pair of cord jeans-</